I read this cover to cover but I'm still very confused about every single thing that's happened with the X-Men since the early 90s. I want an alternate timeline where Cable and Bishop and X-Man and all of that nonsense never happened. Send me back in time to make it happen. I have the ability to absorb kinetic energy and convert it to powerful blasts that shoot from my hands. (Do you get what I did there? Mutant cheese? Hello? This thing on?)